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About Your Asian Girlfriend:

1. Felluhs, asian girls LOVE taking pictures. So expect alot of photoshoots of you two. Don’t worry, you’ll like it

2. Asian girls are most likely to have a blog, if its a tumblr, or a blogspot.  So if your girl is not herself, try seeing those vents

• 2.5 if you did something messed up, then you better expect a thousand reblogs of her post of you being a fool, and all her ladies hating your ass.

3. Asian girls have asian parents. But don’t worry about their dad killing you, unless you are a jerk. First impressions mean EVERYTHING to them. If you can cook, then you are good to go, haha.

• 3.5 when meeting your parents, asian girls are very respectful.

4. If you don’t know what XXI is, you are about to be in a painful coma. Most asian girls practically live there.
5. Asian girls love talented guys. So show us what you got.

• 5.5 If you think there’s nothing special about yourself, ask the girl and she’ll give you a list. Why? because shes your girl, and she knows what she is doing. If you were really uninteresting, she wouldn’t be there.

6. If you treat us differently with your friends, we’ll think you are a pussy. End of story.
7. Don’t you dare make fun of us on our periods, we will rip your eyes out, make you eat them, tear your tongue and hair and burn them, stab you multiple times, and throw you in a frozen lake so you won’t escape. (well, maybe not, but just a big warning, we will turn completely incredible hulk on you)
8. Keep your promises. Its self explanatory.
9. If you make her cry, see number 7 for some details on what her friends will do to you.
10. Act like the man in the relationship, if you make her do everything, you can kiss her goodbye.